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portablemiah:

dude if you think about it we’re already astronauts. earth is in space. we’re in space. dude

(via gnarly)

evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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(via gnarly)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via cantweall-justgetabong)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo: “DAD! I just saw a deer! Or maybe a cantaloupe? Which do cheetahs eat?”
Me: “Do you mean an antelope?”
4yo: “YES! A CANTALOUPE!”
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